By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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lovelikewoe 0

well, it's obviously your fault because you constantly lied.

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zembof 3

that only goes to show u lying never does anything but **** shit up

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786voodoo 6

lol... Sorry, but you sound like my roommate. lol. He does the same. At night, he puts on **** in full volume, closes the door, and in the morning, he claims that he had a girl over for the night.

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sorryforyou 0

karma is a BITCH and ydi for lying

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TheNewGuy03 28

op, you are a bona fide hardcore dumbass of the highest order. congratulations, you're on your way to becoming the world's oldest virgin.

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WalterKovacs 1

No girl deserves a lying asshole such as you. I do hope you die alone.

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KK3137 31

Watch Easy A... Not really the same, but either way it's a good movie ;)

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PeachyJinx 7

Stop bxtchin there's a lot of people out there that wishes they were still one lol. Consider yourself lucky :D

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MEM0817 18

The boy who cried wolf. You num-nut.

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