By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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lovelikewoe 0

well, it's obviously your fault because you constantly lied.

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T552 12

Nothing to say. You clearly deserve this.

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nite66 21

I got a friend just like that. fyl op

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selbow 3

ah just so you know if you turn an e around you get a 9. you gotta turn it upside down to get a 6.. just saying

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sweetalicious 1

I'd say YDI, because you do, but I can't helpbut feel bad for you.

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mandikay23 3

Way to c*ckblock yourself, dumb@SS. For real, YDI.

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glittercookies 12

i hope you just made up girls you slept with vs picked real girls and made up what you did with them. douche. don't ruin other peoples rep because you want attention

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wally67 0

You, sir, are, as the kids say, a dumbass.

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monstafighter 5

you deserve it I couldn't stop laughing lying gets you no wear who gives a shit if you a virgin. if you are real it's all that matters oh well shit happens you learn and move on

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