Miscellaneous: Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to...

By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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holymolybro 0

Friday 18 March 2011 0:02

Speaking of Crush.

teddybear334 4

Friday 18 March 2011 0:24

Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.

Comments

TheWindowLicker 13

Friday 18 March 2011 0:25

Yeah.... I didn't even know you could get run over by a door... Guess we learn something new everyday!

thecovert 7

Friday 18 March 2011 0:26

Now you are each other's crush!

AEverydayDouche 1

Friday 18 March 2011 0:35

You just had your first car crush, i hope it wasn´t a Ford.

Kyze_Ninja 10

Friday 18 March 2011 2:07

Ford is ******* amazing.

devileyekill 0

Friday 18 March 2011 5:17

There is only one tiny problem with Fords and it's not even a big deal. It's just that they are all complete garbage.

sunshine233 0

Friday 18 March 2011 8:11

what's wrong with ford?

AEverydayDouche 1

Friday 18 March 2011 11:42

I never implied that there´s something wrong with Ford, they just build a lot of large cars. Think of it this way, if your first is very big it´s probably going to hurt, speaking of that, another stereotypical advice is never to lose your virginity to a black man. In the north of Sweden we´re just all alcoholics, hard to make jokes about... Damn I would rather have been a black man. Got a bit off topic there didn´t I? But hey, it´s cute that you care so much.

cruzer555 1

Friday 18 March 2011 12:07

ford sucks a big d! German cars beat them every day in every way...

warndogg1 1

Friday 18 March 2011 0:43

LOL

polysyllabist 3

Friday 18 March 2011 0:44

He is your crush! This is an opportunity to play it off as no big deal, or to feign being hurt so he could lovingly come to your aid. He realizes how nice and care free you are. You forgive him and smile and you have a bond money can't buy... ...so yeah, fyl because you didn't think to do anything but moan and complain about what was actually an opportunity.