By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 144
You deserved it 3 785

Same thing different taste

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holymolybro 0
teddybear334 4

Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.

Comments

Did he move forward to see what he hit? Then reverse again?

Capt_Oblivious 10

He's taking the term 'crush' a little literal there I see. Just wait until the next date, you'll be in critical care.

boners u never EVER disappoint me! whenever i read an FML i always scroll down to see if youve commented thank god your mother gave birth to such an awesome human beingor else i dont know what i w would do with my life D:

kisalycorsis34 0

I'm tempted to call your taste in men into question. So tempted, in fact, that I'll do it. You sure picked a winner, there.

aglee1110 0

it's more like f his life he was the one who ran u over. lol

kisalycorsis34 0

Don't be so selfish, OP. Just think... Now the price of his insurance will probably go up. Now don't you feel bad??

cheeksMcgeeks 3

Wtf is a human beingor? I mean, I love boners and all but I'm not so sure I would love myself a human beingor.

I smell jealousy. Kick her in the nuts!