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By JK2010 - 11/01/2010 18:12 - Israel

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Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML
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Ninjaface 0

I hope... *puts on sunglasses* That your crush didn't chicken out on you YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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pompompom_fml 0

if your parents do more of this stuff you should wright a book, i would read it.

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Yarrachel 16

Maybe you should learn to read and write first. Or would that be "wreed" and "wright?"

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College_Aphro 3

Well, maybe she'll take it lightly and assume that your family has a terrific sense of humor? :) Either way, it's not like it ruined your actual date.

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Coltonbaby 0

Agreed. Epic parents. :)

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basketballFMLs 0

who's ******* parents would do that? sorry.

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hasty_D 0

HAHAHAHAHAHHA congrats, you have the best parents EVER, no seriously, its ok it won't really change anythnig bout the date, just grab a laugh about it, just like each one of us here =)

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Each of you here are unrelated to the OP, which is PRECISELY why you just grab a laugh. The OP's crush, on the other hand, might have just stared in horror and left the place, then decided to not have anything to do with that family. You don't know them, and you're a moron for assuming idiotic nonsense and spouting it off like it's so simple.

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daydreamstar 7

well at least they werent doing the macerena (sp) or the bump or the humpty hump dance, but still, hope everything worked out ok for ya.

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hahaDevon 0

YDI for not going to pick her up and making her come to your house. but maybe she'll think youre funny or something.

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