Health: Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to...

By fudgydiaper22 - 30/01/2011 00:28 - United States

Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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theblackhannah 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:33

wow..gain some weight?

allplayedout 20

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:36

unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?

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lostgirlaus 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 11:27

Ehh my friend is a 22 year old guy, 5'7 and weighs 100 pounds. He's "healthy" in the sense that he's not anorexic, so I suppose it's possible..

lobsterdog 15

Sunday 30 January 2011 11:57

He got ******* shocked by some voltage, and you're complaining about getting sat on by him. Man the **** up.

three3_fml 2

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:02

Gay sex for the first time ?

dre_bro11 12

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:46

LOL! OP, did you're head get caught up your dad's ass when he landed on you?

motero 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:10

must've looked like a gorilla squashing a tiny monkey lol

abunton08 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:59

I was 17 and weighed 85 pounds at 5'2. so really there is a possibility I ate all the time my cousin is 25 years old 5'3 and she only weighs 90 lbs it's not that she is starving herself she is just small sorry about your dad getting shocked

Zebidee 8

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:04

This would have made a great Darwin Award.

Sadochan 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:23

85 pounds? Get some ******* meat on you dude.

mereed 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:35

try goin to the gym! (just a sugustion) Im only 11 so i am being nice!

NGH97 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:19

what the hell is an 11 year old girl doin on here?!?!?

eclecticstrings 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:36

break out the twinkies

yanksby7 6

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:44

I'm sorry...your dad got electrocuted and this FML is about you? This isn't an FML...it's the whine of a selfish brat!et me help you write a new one: Today, I was fixing an outlet when my hand slipped and I was electrocuted. I was thrown across the room into my kid. She was too concerned about the bruise on her arm to even ask if I was ok. FML