By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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enonymous 8

There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...

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matt1990 0

at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.

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Easyaccess 0

NOT cool......

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FMLsOhilarious 6

You could have just ignored him you know...

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QwertyMcNugget 0

Take it in stride. It may be awhile til you hear that again.

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faz96 0

your fault for being hot then isn't it?

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Darkhatchling 0

if you cant keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!

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zman1422 3

at least you're hot

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Sionnach 10

Would you rather he came home drunk and called you an ugly cow?

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EvilDave 13

Drunk people often give inappropriate complements. "You are beautiful" becomes "Damn, you have fine ****" when drunk.

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