By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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enonymous 8

There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...

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matt1990 0

at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.

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GamerMaster2041 12

well usually when someones drunk they think ugly people are hot.

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rjnorton84 0

Last week my dad got drunk and proceeded to tell me how my best friend has really really nice curves.

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FudgeInMyLife 3

That's nothing... When my Dad comes home he tells my brother he's hot.

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Emili_ho69 0

let me guess he's white

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JokeMeister 0

where is he from? W VA

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Reddiii 0

Tell your mom, OP. That's too weird.

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IHHC 2

it would've been even better when the dad was the first person ever to tell OP this

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