By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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enonymous 8

There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...

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matt1990 0

at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.

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AKALurch 0

well.... that what happens when Ur drunk lol

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bubbabaked 0

sexy baby ya did he f ya

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bige02054 1

Oh that David Hasselhoff, I'm sure he was just trying to be nice

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dmndrby789 0

All the incest jokes are quite disturbing. Gross >.<

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tnlander 20

Unlike everyone else, I say bring it up all the time. Either he'll sober up or you'll get anything you want out of his embarrassment. Go for the win!

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b1ondiee 0

.. this happens alot it's not that bad .

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lmaoatall 6

now take pics of your dad makeing his move on you, I foresee a new car in your future

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Nashie 0

Take those opportunities to your advantage...And persuade him to give you anything you want.

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vyben 3

I don't think it works like that:p

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RedPillSucks 31

Why is it pedo? There's nothing that says how old OP is. She could be in her 30's. It might still be awkward, but not pedo.

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