By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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enonymous 8

There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...

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matt1990 0

at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.

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gruvychild 17

Well obviously something didn't settle right with you or you wouldn't have posted it! Now it's just figuring out why!

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Sadochan 0

Get over it. How this got modded is a ******* mystery.

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Sadochan 0

How you all think this is a proper FML is a ******* shame. It's not even an FML. Go **** yourselves.

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fxckyou_ 0

tbh, when your drunk it's not all sober thoughts that come out, so I wouldn't be so worried about it...I know I speak some crap when I'm drunk!

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Maciejas 8

Nah, don't worry. You ain't, coz you're not Mims.

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creedaddict 9

awwwww incest let's just blame it on the drink lol

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Anteezy 7

I'm guessing this FML was submitted by a guy.

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minidinosaurgoes 9

yes, a guy named paige. totally

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Wiggy_78 0

I think it's uncomfortable and awkward.

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daminantion 14

how is this at all an FML? that's like replying when someone asks "is your sister hot?" like it or not some people have attractive family members; all you American twits need to learn to shut up and take a compliment, jesus

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minidinosaurgoes 9

the real FML here:: someone has to be drunk to call you hot...

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bubbabaked 0

hahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha

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