Miscellaneous: Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is...

By tattooooooface - 28/01/2010 13:08 - United States

Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

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By Rubach - 13/06/2021 02:01

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my dad will die without knowing I have tattoos on my body. I'm afraid my dad will suffer a deadly heart attack due to the revelation, as he had two heart failures in the past. My dad is still the sort of person who thinks that people with tattoos are criminals. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 14:00 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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Economic abuse

By whyme - 16/05/2021 20:01

Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML

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She'll get over it

By InkedGirl - 14/01/2022 01:59

Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By XoxoChula - 22/03/2013 05:41 - United States

Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML

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Parenting 101

By butihelppaythebills - 10/10/2022 01:00

Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML

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Criminals

By Jonny - 22/09/2021 20:01

Today, I heard from my little nephews that in school, the father of one of their peers has his arms all covered in tattoos. Their grandpa told my nephews to stay away from people with tattoos, as they were likely criminals and wanting to kidnap children. He doesn't know I have a tattoo in my back. FML

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Aeolian 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:09

When you willfully break the rules, don't come crying to FML when you see the consequences.

gigi2009 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:12

report the car as stolen. it's your body. unless it's not actually owned by you. then suck up & buy your own

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brutal_banger 10

Friday 29 January 2010 11:56

YDI. wait til you're on your own before **** stamping

jollyjam1 2

Friday 29 January 2010 13:34

Tattoos are ugly. Kinda like graffiti on a work of art.

Envy_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 15:37

a) Not if it's not visable. b) By the time our generation have careers, it's not going to matter, given how many people are going to have tattoos. They can't stop that large of a population of people from having jobs.

blueknight1st 26

Friday 29 January 2010 16:29

If it's your car than report it stolen. problem solved.

oldwiseguy 0

Friday 29 January 2010 17:14

You guys don't get it: You live with your parents, you live by their rules. If you want to do what you want you have to live on your own. This is the natural order of life. If you got everything you wanted at home you would never leave and become a real person!

Skellig 2

Friday 29 January 2010 19:37

Daddy's an asshole. To all you people saying that if you live in someone's house you have to abide by their rules: only with regards to the house. No person ever has the right to dictate to another person what they do with their own body.

corme_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:56

Sure they do. If my tenant's start getting tatoos, drinking, smoking, taking drugs and having sex all over my house... they'll be getting a 30day notice to move out. Their body their choices. My house my choices.

damnrosi 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:38

you got a tattoo behind his back without him noticing?! impressive... would have thought he would have noticed the needles =D

ayjayyuk 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:44

YDI for acting like a cheap ***** . . .

foreverimyouurs 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:58

haha awh that's some shit my dad would do fyl :)

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:47

So here's the plan. Buy some heavy duty stage makeup and some fake blood. Cover up the tattoo and then make it look really raw like you just had it surgically removed. Cover your arm/leg/whatever with a huge bandage and medical tape. Act like you're in horrible pain. Tell your dad you just took out a loan from your friend's parents and got the tattoo removed, then ask for your car back. Continue as many days as necessary. Since I'm guessing he sold it, you can guilt trip him until you're at least 20.