By nerdwithagun - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
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Froley 0

It really isn't that simple. What if OP is shy and has a hard time talking to people in the first place?

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Chanchilla 0

Drop the gun!! Go out there and socialize! make some friends :D

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SamwiseM 0

you can be my friend too

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ikayleighh 0

story of my life, except my dad likes no one over so I don't get asked, lol.

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xSundae 6

I'm sure you don't have any trouble finding friends. :)

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perdix 29

No one wants to be friends with you because they know your dad's a jackass. If you are truly described by your nickname, why don't you join a chess club or a gun club? Hell, here in Texas, we have clubs that combine the two! Join your local gun chess club and meet others like yourself.

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aliaskis 3

I heard a commercial on the radio here for a local car dealership advertising "buy a truck, get a gun!" You could drive the truck to your Gun Chess club, and your new redneck nerdy friends could ride in the back to Whataburger with you.

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starile 19

Do you guys have a gun and baking club? If so, then hot DAYUM, sign me and my uzi's up!

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perdix 29

aliaskis, ya gotta love Whataburger with the way they stampede in the crowds with the "limited time" sandwiches. I almost got trampled near the end days of the A-1 Steak Sauce Burger with Peppercorn Jack Cheese, Chicken Strips, Bacon, Turnips, Calamari, Old Watch Springs, Ketchup, Lettuce and Beer. It was almost literally to die for, but I got one and it was figuratively to die for. starile, yes, they do, their motto is: "If you don't mind a little birdshot in your buns. . ."

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aliaskis 3

24: Since you are a starfish, I assume you already knew this: if you cut a starfish up, it will replicate itself by growing new limbs. Fishermen didn't know this until they tried to get rid of starfish by cutting them up and throwing the pieces back in the water, then discovered that their starfish problem just got worse. *cue "The More You Know" rainbow*

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HopelesslyMe 0

*hugs* I know what that's like. I'll be your friend(:

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