By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

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Joshwarrior 39

pathetic exaggeration of the word abuse

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SilverInGray 25

Not really. If the son is a minor, that is legally child abuse. You can't coerce a minor into watching **** with you.

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FightMyLiger 19

He had a boner. It's wrong. Seriously. Even if not legally wrong, it's wrong. How would you feel if your father arranged to have a boner in front of you? Because that's what happened. He knew it was gonna be boner time. Think about it folks.

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RedPillSucks 31

Boner time? Is that like "Hammer time"? Cause OPs dad deserved to be hit with a hammer.

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Robbo_teamate 0

That must have been the most awkward moment ever

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funky2525 14

Awko Taco, never want to be in that situation, sorry!

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Stop trying to make "Awko Taco" happen. It's not going to happen.

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NeinKittenz 20

That hurt my eyes, my eyes are sad now.

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perdix 29

What? Did he make you sit on his lap? Or was he using his dick as a laser pointer?

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CharresBarkrey 15

Nope, OP's a male.

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A7XCamaro 19

Only the iPhone app and online have gender signs.

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Danielle7994 18

108, The Galaxy S3 also has the gender signs

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iAmPaul 49

169, all Androids for that matter.

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jackaced 7

Could've been worse...it wasn't a home movie he made

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drewflav 17

I sincerely hope you aren't one of those people who screams "child abuse" when you see your neighbour's kid taking out the trash. If you're going to make a strong statement like that, you should justify it with something.

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Kitsi 14

I applaud him. He cared enough to actually take time to try to teach you, in his own way. That is more than most kids get nowdays.

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Kitsi 14

oh Jesus!1 I totally repressed the whole fact of him having an erection! I take back what i said :(

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Olympiakos10 15

Hey son, let's go play catch? Nah, stupid idea, let's watch **** instead!

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Iniezian 18

Look at where the OP is from. I don't know if Italy has similar child welfare policies to the US. Also, OP never mentions his age, what if he's 18?

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