By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

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99megster 15

27) I don't think an 18 year old would be getting the sex talk

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driinkbleach 18

Lol wow this is interesting one and the comments are funny but i bet comments will be deactivated in 3..2..1..

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SirTalkaton 22

Gee thanks Pops!

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tishtashbat 16

That actually made me incredibly uncomfortable just reading it, and that's before I got to the part about the erection, which I think might push it into actual sexual abuse...

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worldclassrager 39

That's worse than ex Ed at school...honestly that's just not right..,

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panda_lou 11

I'm a girl so obviously I don't have first hand experience with this but it is my understanding that men can not help it when they receive an erection. If you place something sexually stimulating in front of them their bodies react. Females being raped will sometimes ******. It's not that they enjoyed it but their body is reacting to stimuli. You can't be judged on that. Perhaps this father was very confused on a path to take when having the talk with his son. Perhaps the father based his own sex life off of **** like sex. It's a very common mistake especially with this generation. It was an unusual way to have the talk but unless the father exposed himself, made the son touch him or visa versa, made comments to draw attention to his erection, etc. then I don't see abuse, just a lack of common sense and a bad decision. The father could be well endowed and trying to hide the erection which I would imagine to be difficult to accomplish subtly. All we can do is speculate because we were not there.

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jackaced 7

I hope everyone assumes I'm well-endowed when I get a nervous erection haha!

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Pyapi 20

"Extreme fear can only elicit arousal in men and only in rare cases." Wow, there. There's always weird people around that like that stuff, women and men alike. Just like there's people that like S&M and other weird fetishes. How would you know that extreme fear only elicits arousal in men?

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salsera13 7

The fact that you claim to be a welfare worker and yet believe what you typed here scares me a lot. You must know how wrong you are? Females will often become stimulated and yes even ****** during rape, because the physical expressions of fear and excitement are very similar. I found the comment you replied to to be very well worded and a good response

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Kimmy___888 8

Actually it is considered sexual abuse. Forcing a minor to watch sexual acts of any kind is considered sexual abuse.

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panda_lou 11

Well then I need to press charges on my school for showing me herpes invested vaginas and penis during sex Ed. That was def. against my will.

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SilverInGray 25

97- there is a big difference between medical pictures and ****.

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panda_lou 11

101- what if the medical pictures were used as masturbatory aid? Would that make it ****?

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fml0505 22

Some people ********** to weird shit, but that wouldn't necessarily make it ****. To those people it could be considered that I guess. There are a lot of fetishes out there...

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GlitterScribbles 9

Wow you're kind of an idiot. Many women HAVE had orgasms from being raped, simply due to the stimulation their bodies are receiving. Did they WANT the ******? No. Did it happen anyway? Yes. It often makes the women it happened to feel even more ashamed because their bodies betrayed them.

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SilverInGray 25

140 - no. People ********** to pictures of cars, but that doesn't make it ****.

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panda_lou 11

152 - who are you replying to? Cause I'm pretty sure I already said that.

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panda_lou 11

So what makes one thing **** and another thing not? Just curious.

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