By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

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UnluckyGenius 21

Reading this almost brought a tear to my eye, but I am sure you had quite a few tears yourself OP.

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Olympiakos10 15

#48 Calm down. Are you running for Pope or something? It's just a porno, not a murder plot.

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buckdharma 37

Could have been worse. Could have made you listen to Korn.

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Ur_Life_My_Laugh 6

Dad should know that if OP knows how to get on fmylife.com he would also know how to get on pornhub.com

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Joshwarrior 39

i'm going to say what I said to the person above you " pathetic exaggeration of the word abuse".

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Alicestraza 33

You know this is actually illegal and child abuse if OP is under 18. Why is it okay for a young guy (around the age the sex talk is given) to watch ****? Had there been two people acting out that same video right in front of OP it would be blatant child abuse. But it's separated by a screen so it's okay?

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Olympiakos10 15

If the Transformers were fighting right in front of you, then you'd shit your pants, no? But when they're behind a screen it's all fine and dandy.

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FallenStar06 5

It's in Italy. They probably have different laws on it.

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Hawaii84 16

FYL I'm sorry you had to sit through that. You're dad is not winning the parent of the year award for sure.

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french_canadien 17

And this didn't raise any flags for you? I really hope this is as far as things went..

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