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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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By bellerz14 - 23/12/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Bacon0426 - 04/07/2016 21:03 - United States - Skaneateles

Today, in honor of America's birthday, my 50-year-old father decided to light off homemade bombs without telling anyone. The screams of me and my family members were louder than the bombs. FML

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By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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bigmike315 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:47

at leased he wasnt rubbing one out, i would want to know that sound effect

joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:50

Dads these days..

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aknight14 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:52

I'm sorry

omnimental_kail 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:29

maybe you should try loving your dad for a change or are you 11?

darkangel4700 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:17

sounds like ur dads been watching family guy

Arch27 27

Thursday 14 July 2011 20:41

Is your father Michael Winslow? That'd be awesome.

mischabelle 6

Friday 15 July 2011 13:50

Hahaha fathers are awesome! You should have made him do different actions until he ran out of the combination of noises he could make.

memefinder 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:09

I wish my dad only did that. . .

TheLBG 5

Friday 22 July 2011 18:46

he sounds awesome!

Blue_Tongue 5

Friday 22 July 2011 23:21

ROFL - that's amusing not FML worthy.

cdnutter 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:52

Wrong topic..

CurlyGurlF 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:07

lol

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