By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail, because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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whiskuit 0

Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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MrXerxes5 6

Because it's expected of you, take advantage! :D

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PSQ91 6

That's like a free out of jail card. Cheers!

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

I was on my phone when i did that and it auto corrected....

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BeastNerd 3

OMFG. KAY PUT A SMILEY FACE. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.

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Siji 0

Keep the irony away from the bale or we could have a fire on our hands. :O

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Crazy4Christ 0

yah, my parents said they'd make me sit there for awhile

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stoych 19

and it probably will... at least he's being thoughtful! some dads dont give a shit, and when you move out at least you can ask for the money towards it!

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bmboente15 0

yeah it's not so bad if he is saving up. it's a win-win situation because if you do go o jail, he can bail you, but if you don't, your dad might look like a fool

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luvppl 6

awww please please PLEASE stop... you make me so sad... I can relate to you, so you aren't alone.... PLEASE BE HAPPY!!! :)

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Maggie41909 0

That is what I call a loveing dad hahaha... and well atleast you know you will get bailed out not all parents do that... ;3

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