By nothowtheydoitinalabama - 22/02/2012 03:43 - United States

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Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML
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peachesncreem 21

At least it's an original idea?

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dookiedoo 0

Too late I just patented that.

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Comments

DasHaas 9

If he can do it fully automated, he would make a lot of farmers really happy and himself really rich.

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AlohaSwag808 0

At least we know why your dad doesnt make a lot of money.

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rinse087 0

Because his Intelligence was being held back by the man.

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wellinever 5

Monkey spanker Chicken choker

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JadeWalker 14

Thats already invented which disturbs me enough.

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KunoKanashimi 3

Because that's so useful in this day and age.

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Pelreskovich 11

That's as good as the guy who recently ployed for a vibrating tampon, so "women are at their best, when at their worst!"

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