By nothowtheydoitinalabama - 22/02/2012 03:43 - United States

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Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML
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peachesncreem 21

At least it's an original idea?

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dookiedoo 0

Too late I just patented that.

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WCARlover 34

He sure better patent that quick, now that you've told the world of fmylife about it

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badass243 6

call it the "furry delight"

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xMiss_Maggot 7

your dad has a sick mind

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rinse087 0

This man is obviously a genius! How dare you disrespect his intellect!

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The_Troller 14

What about a masturbation motion sensor? I can't be the only person here that wants one...

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The_Troller 14

It senses other people that are nearby when you do your thing and alerts you.

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The_Troller 14

28- I'm not sure. That's for OP's dad to decide.

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cass1_l0ve 13

That's.... Pure GENIUS! My god, it will be the start of a new generation.... But what if there was one for guys so that rather then alerting when people are near when you master but rather alert you when girls are around you who are mastering.... This way the male species can just know when a horny girl is near!!! ^.^

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structuredchaoz 4

That's actually a great idea. It is currently done by hand.

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