By ugh - 09/01/2013 01:01 - United States - Saint Clair Shores

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML
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jojimugo 20

Those godamm BItchy spiders

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outoftown 26

Are you starting to feel itchy and bitchy yet? I am; I can't get her version out of my head.

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BigL99 20

Ha sounds like a good memory to reminisce on later down the road.

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qirde_15 5

row row row your boath.. genthly down the ith-tream.. merrily merrily merrily life ith like a dthream..

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qirde_15 5

yes i know that fact

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Mf2307 15

that is just too funny they need a teacher that can teach the song and say all the words right

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heliraptor 13

In other news, this reminds me of the little "fire ****" kid on YouTube, I love little kids with speech impediments :3

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breezyblue33 19

It's cute when they still have the babytalk thing going on in kinder and 1st, but when they hit upper elementary, speech impediments and such aren't so cute anymore...

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buckdharma 36

The itchy bitchy spider, had won another bout Down went the meds which knocked the spider out Up came the sun, with more of the insane Cause the itchy bitchy spider is on the rag again

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CueTheMusic 22

I literally burst out laughing. Thankyou for a grest start to my day OP!

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poccocurantes 7

I know that song. The itchy bitchy spider crawled up the water spout. There she saw her husband and cussed the bastard out.

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cloudygirl5 16

What a beautiful song you made.

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