By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 19:04 - Norway - Rakkestad

Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
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emeraldisle 30

I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.

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ryguy83 2

Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool

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perdix 29

Put her picture up on a Brony dating site and maybe one of those weirdos will want to mate with a Pegasister and take her off your hands. Getting a job isn't the only way to be productive. Being a brood mare for the next generation of MLP fanatics surely enriches our society!

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Fsvb 32

So.. with money did she get it.. Tattoo's are expensive! Especially a whole sleeve :/ Anyway, I would kick her out, but only because she's obviously going to regret this tattoo... Couldn't she pick something over-used but nice like a koi-fish?

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GoArmy57 7

Where did she get the money for the tattoo?

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Calyx_fml 21

Hemp? Hemp is the name for the non-psychoactive cannabis used to make myriads of consumer products. I highly doubt that she got that tattoo because she wears hemp fabrics and eats hemp seed cereal. She smokes weed like a chimney. Which is probably the reason why she still lives at home with no job watching cartoons for children. Don't get me wrong. I love teh erb too, but I support myself very comfortably. You need to stop funding her weed and tattoo budget and kick her lazy ass out. She'll probably just hook up with some juggalo douchebag and get him to pay for her weed but at least it won't be your fault. Now you are her enabler.

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cblock94 7

Props for the pony tattoo but still not the best idea in the long run. Unless it was rainbow dash then it would be 20%cooler

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I hope you didn't pay for that. I also hope you kick her out. Normally I'm against kicking out "young" people because it's hard for them to make it on their own these days, but your daughter isn't even trying. And as long as you keep giving in to her, she won't try. She's almost 30 and has no job - surely a McDonald's or something is nearby that she could work at. Oh wait, no one will hire her now that she has a huge unhideable tattoo sleeve. Trashy...Kick her out and tell her to fend for herself. If she doesn't straighten up her act, that's her problem. You've raised her long enough.

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Kiki242 19

Time to lay down the law. Tell her get a job or get the f*** out.

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michelele 0

it's your fault! you should have raised you a real go getter! or got her help when it was needed but don't be discouraged it's never to late!

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AznSamoan52 10

That's when you take matters into your own hands and kick your lazy, unemployed, daughter's ass out of YOUR house. She's a full grown adult so you don't have the responsibility of taking care of her anymore. On the other hand, YDI for not encouraging her years before to get a job.

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