By maggierose171 - 19/05/2012 15:08 - United States - Rosendale

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Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML
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barnmaster98 5

Atleast she's being safe

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yumyumpoptart 16

better to see a mountain of condom boxes rather than a grandchild 9 months down the road.

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turtlehybrid 0

doubt a 'mountain' would fit under a bed

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ncktyu 0

Wow.your daughters a *****. All girls are ****** now an days. It's disgusting

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rammy125 4

If you're going to break something at least have fun doing it

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Omnomnomnivore 10

Yeah, at least she's being safe. Seems she might have a hoarding problem though... Throw that shit away

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little_one 20

I've done that, ruins mood when you hear a big snap and followed by a crash.

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TheBrownBaller 2

So where does your daughter live?;)

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cmb8280 24

And where were you while this bed breaking was going on??

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I hope she only has one boyfriend...if not, I'm sorry, protection or not, she's a ****/nymphomaniac. And where were you at while all this was going on, OP? And if she had that many boxes of condoms under the bed, this was probably going on fairly often. I'd make her replace her own bed as punishment for her behavior. And where does she live? With you or by herself? Either way, for having sex under your roof, she should replace her bed, and if she's living on her own, it's no longer your job to replace the bed.

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