Kids: Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I...

By notawizard - 16/07/2009 10:16 - Spain

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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By makeitstop - 04/08/2011 13:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 20:00 - Australia

Today, It's been a few months since I started reading the Harry Potter books to my daughter. She told me a list of all her favorite characters. I didn't have the heart to tell her that every single one of them dies by the end of the seventh book. FML

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By Hellassi - 09/07/2021 00:01

Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML

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By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By Lisa - 16/12/2014 03:38 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 21:38 - Australia - Granville

Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML

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pedegg 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:40

Okay, everyone seems to be forgetting that eleven year olds ARE idiots. Even if they know the book is fiction, they still WANT it to be real- and if the outside world gives them a glimpse of hope that maybe it's more than fiction, they WILL believe it because they WANT it to be real. I waited for my Hogwarts letter when I was turning eleven. I didn't really think I'd get one, and when I didn't I wasn't crushed, but if I HAD gotten one I'd probably have shit myself. This mother obviously has never been obsessed with something like 11 year olds can be with this book series. That, or she's just a bitch. She should have known better than to have made the poor kid think she was going off to live in a magical world and then taken it away. That's horrible. Just take her to see the damn movie.

mynameisnotjudie 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:06

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?! Ugg I can't even begin to tell you how terrible that is. The poor little girl! An eleven year old really has no way of knowing that was fake because the excitement blinds them ;- )

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iceis 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:44

"It's not every day your young man turns 11, now, is it?" - Hagrid. Harry actually started getting letters when he was 10, but he wasn't able to read one until Hagrid brought it for his 11th birthday. Fail.

666midnight 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:47

for everyone saying she is dumb and stupid for believing in Harry Potter at that age all i can say to you guys is.... YOU'RE A BUNCH OF ******* RETARDS! I mean seriously if you had no imagination at 11 years old you lead a sad misserable life and i feel ******* sorry for you loosers, don't take it out on the girl cos she has imagination, tbh i still wish it was real lol, if i could go to hogwarts with emma watson i'd be the happiest guy in the world ;) :P

SuperSpore 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:51

There's a big difference between being creative, and being gullible as hell.

666midnight 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:53

and? shes a ******* kid, you woulda believed it at that age too most likely :/

Night22_fml 4

Friday 17 July 2009 0:28

She's 11 wouldn't you have any common sense at that age to know Harry Potter is just a good fiction book?

common_sensor 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:48

Oh my gosh people how could it be mean??? It was a really thoughtful gift! The daughter just somehow found out that it was made by her mom, thats all. It's not like the mom went "HAHA LITTLE SQUIRT IT'S FAKE!!!" FYL cuz the gift wasn't appreciated. I'm sure the daughter will get over it in like two days, so whatever. And besides, a girl saying I hate you to her parent means practically nothing, it'll happen all the time. Everyone stop thinking this is a cruel gag gift or something.

commanderadama 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:48

your kid is s Brat

rockonCB4 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:48

**** you, lady! If I got one of those I would practically die of happiness. Good job killing your daughters soul,YDI.

macc55 2

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:53

you deserve it biaych!

thenerdgirl 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:53

I can’t believe there are so many negative comments about the daughter. An 11 year old is still a child people, despite how society is trying to make children look, think and act older. Chances are she does know the difference between fiction and reality but for one brief moment she actually believed that it could be possible. Then she had to learn that no, it doesn’t exist. On her birthday no less. Technically, she was only ten the day before for those who think 11 year olds should know better. Her response was a bit much but the mother should have known it would upset her to learn the truth.