By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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Sockmonkey_Ninja 0

haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.

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skyeyez9 24

I never did like Dr Suess books.

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perdix 29

I would beat you with a book I would claw you with a hook I will smack you with a bat I will smother you with my fat I could set your hair on fire I could choke you with piano wire I'll kill you, I don't give a damn Just get outta my face, Sam-I-Am From the unabridged version of "Green Eggs & Ham"

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MarineWifey88 3

Hahahaha, that's awesome.

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dannodavis 0

You just made my entire week perfect. This was by far, the most amazing thing I have read/seen in a very long time.

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OvenproofToast 0

But don't you like them ? They are moldy and nutritous but yet they are still delicious said Sam-I-Am . I said no .My gun went blam.

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blondeandhot 0

that is an impressive comment but how long did you take to come up with it?

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perdix 29

Thanks, blondeandhot. That just came out of me in about three minutes. I made it up as I typed. I was just inspired!

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shacoria 0

You're the one that's raising her. She learned that behavior somewhere

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amazinggbaby 2

But not necessarily from her, and it's not like she can prevent her daughter from being exposed to any sort of negative behavior.

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guppy40000 0

28 comment you rock lol. i loved it. lady teach your kid that violence doesnt solve anything, tell her to use her words, like comment 28 thats awesome.

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mapleleafs34 0

#28: you seriously made my day to op: where did she learn to be violent? better yet, where did she learn that it's ok to hit someone else?  must have been from the way you raised your little brat. ydi.  

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Doortje 29

Tell her to use a thicker book next time. Dr. Seuss can't do much damage.

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Attica 20

I have a combined collection of Doctor Seuss books and it's like two inches thick, so you never know XD

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sourgirl101 28

Dr. Seuss kicks ass! One fish,Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish Best book out of all of them!(:

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setheroni 4

I'd say Dr. Seuss uses pretty good grammar.. I mean he DID have to graduate from medical school..

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KikiThePug 0

....Well, you never know what happened. Maybe the other kid started it by saying," Yo, b****! Gimme dat book or I'll kick yo lil' ass!" Then your kid said," Hell nah! You want it?" *beats up other girl with book". Eh, kids are being exposed to too much violence these days.

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lil_lala209 5

your kid is a SAV!!!

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