Kids: Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another... - FML

By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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By deargodwhy - 04/09/2020 10:03

Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 18:47 - United Kingdom - Barry

Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML

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By bully slayer - 12/12/2018 10:00 - Philippines - Pasay City

Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML

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By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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Rough school

By strayking - 24/05/2021 17:01

Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML

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Student becomes the master

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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Whack-a-Mole

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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Domo_Arigato7 3

Thursday 13 January 2011 23:07

I love your kid, lol.

Sockmonkey_Ninja 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 23:02

haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.

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itsssarahjane 0

Friday 14 January 2011 5:30

She is obviously getting this violent behavior from somewhere. Maybe she needs to see a therapist to help her get through this. Seriously.

PrincessRavishin 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:05

I see a baby as your picture.. post back when your kid hits another kid, and take FULL responsibility for you childs violent behavior. admit that your child must get beaten by you often, and that you beat other children and your spouse in said childs presence to create such violent tendencies in your child. expert.

zombunny 2

Friday 14 January 2011 16:09

^THIS. A thousand times this. I love new parents with infants who think they're experts on older children. Wait until your kid is 5.

GabriellaMS4 0

Friday 14 January 2011 5:39

hahaha!Kind of sounds like me back in kindergarten. :P

Seethatguy 3

Friday 14 January 2011 5:57

Dr. Suess prescribes ass whoopings now? Awesome!

whalen11 0

Friday 14 January 2011 6:08

super cute, hahaha

sicck 0

Friday 14 January 2011 6:09

some one's daughter is pmsing

1337ghost 0

Friday 14 January 2011 6:13

what a bad-ass

AmeenWhoElse 0

Friday 14 January 2011 6:23

Complete genious, beat your victim with the thing they love the most. I applaud this little girl.

dmantheplaya 0

Friday 14 January 2011 6:35

some kids just dont take crap from any one. that is a good thing and she will be able to take care of her self when she needs to. sounds like my 6 year old doughter has a lot in comon and neither one of us are violent, condone that behaviour or teach it. kids have their own personality nomater how you raise them.

Airborne2002 7

Friday 14 January 2011 6:38

1 bruise 2 bruise, black bruise blue bruise!!

Casandy 0

Friday 14 January 2011 6:46

Awww that sounds like something I wouldve done as a child! wait I did... but i grew up just fine

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Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

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Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML

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Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML

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Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML

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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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