By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
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endziet 0

i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's. i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for ******* your kid up in the first place. >.>

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PixilatedxMe 0

I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this: Daughter: *Puke* Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean* Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!) Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...) Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...) Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)

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kukopia 0

I dunno how to vote on this one... The first time it's a FML. The second time... it's a YDI.

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FlaminYawn 0

Fake. Twice on your head? Really? Who here wouldn't immediately move out of the way the FIRST time someone threw up on your head? No one reacts that slowly...

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Intellectualist 0

Oh shush, maybe she's part tortoise.

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andyroxs 2

nobody told you she got chucked on twice, once immediately after the other... could have been hurled on, went to wash it off, went back and got hurled on again.

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

Haha really? That's just an insult to tortoises...

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Intellectualist 0

tortoises are slow, maybe her father was a tortoise? Or her mother, let's not be sexist here.

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PixilatedxMe 0

I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this: Daughter: *Puke* Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean* Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!) Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...) Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...) Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)

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TheTruth1428 0

YDI, try not being a moron and standing under the mouth of a kid who is throwing up, it's not a hard concept. I agree with #24, this has to be a fake. Then again, there are quite a few stupid people in this world, OP just might be one of them.

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Timmeeh 17

Is your daughter actually Mr Creosote from Monty Python?

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noshitsherlock 0

What kind of idiot is your kid?! SERIOUSLY, the dumbass couldn't barf NEXT to you??

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xFaust_fml 12

First you give her a bucket, then you clean up.

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x0xcarolinex0x 4

Step Number 1: Bring the kid to the bathroom, and have them throw up in the toilet Step Number 2: When they're feeling better, give them a bucket (just in case) Step Number 3: clean it up if a kid is sick, and is throwing up, chances are, they won't stop after throwing up once

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satanstoystore 0

ydi. ho ho why? you always always wait until your kid is definitely finished. fix them first, not the mess. makes em feel loved.

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