By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States
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I dunno how to vote on this one... The first time it's a FML. The second time... it's a YDI.
FlaminYawn
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Fake. Twice on your head? Really? Who here wouldn't immediately move out of the way the FIRST time someone threw up on your head? No one reacts that slowly...
Intellectualist
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Oh shush, maybe she's part tortoise.
nobody told you she got chucked on twice, once immediately after the other... could have been hurled on, went to wash it off, went back and got hurled on again.
Haha really? That's just an insult to tortoises...
Intellectualist
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tortoises are slow, maybe her father was a tortoise? Or her mother, let's not be sexist here.
PixilatedxMe
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I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this: Daughter: *Puke* Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean* Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!) Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...) Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...) Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)
ME TOO lol
YDI, try not being a moron and standing under the mouth of a kid who is throwing up, it's not a hard concept. I agree with #24, this has to be a fake. Then again, there are quite a few stupid people in this world, OP just might be one of them.
Is your daughter actually Mr Creosote from Monty Python?
noshitsherlock
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What kind of idiot is your kid?! SERIOUSLY, the dumbass couldn't barf NEXT to you??
First you give her a bucket, then you clean up.
Step Number 1: Bring the kid to the bathroom, and have them throw up in the toilet Step Number 2: When they're feeling better, give them a bucket (just in case) Step Number 3: clean it up if a kid is sick, and is throwing up, chances are, they won't stop after throwing up once
This sounds like the setup to a porno
NuclearKitty333_fml
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D: ohgawd.jpg
satanstoystore
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ydi. ho ho why? you always always wait until your kid is definitely finished. fix them first, not the mess. makes em feel loved.
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i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's. i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for ******* your kid up in the first place. >.>
I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this: Daughter: *Puke* Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean* Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!) Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...) Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...) Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)