By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 885
You deserved it 4 202

Same thing different taste

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if This was my dog , I Would Be Pissed.

just_a_dude_ 0

He shat himself? Was he wearing pants or something? Pretty sure dogs can't shit themselves.

jaaaclyn 0

I thought that said "my dad".. awkward

at least he didn't have the atomic runs that's like bathroom 24/7

Same thing happened to my cat. she was stuck in a bag and ran around pissing, pooping and spraying.

How did the dog get his head into the container in the first place? This is one of the many problems of dog ownership; you have to babysit the dirty, worthless little ******* all the time or they do stupid shit like this. Sorry, life is too short to spend it watching a dog to make sure it doesn't **** up. YDI for having a dog.

blinkingstarlet 15

dogs are awesome. you're a silly for thinking otherwise.

Yes, how silly of me. My house is clean and I am not chained inside it because I need to walk/feed the dog, clean up the dog's shit bombs and barf, constantly watch the dog to make sure it doesn't piss or shit inside or chew the furniture or watch it outside so it doesn't piss in the pool. Sweet freedom!

blinkingstarlet 15

and that's why I have a cat. they are smart enough to not get their head stuck in things.

For some reason i read dog as dad...