Animals: Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and... - FML

By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By ukfan - 06/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

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By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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kduubb 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:56

aww poor dog...

Shadow1368 17

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:57

That's a shitty situation.

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heyheydarling 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:54

poor puppy.. :(

myleshoops 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:06

My dog once got her collar stuck in the vent (the dog tag went under and got caught), she ran around the house screaming (she's deaf, so it sounded funny), and it literally scared the shit out of her! There's always drama at our house...

jaaaclyn 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:36

dogs can scream?

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:54

no one cares about your house tbh

bankrupt 15

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:04

How was she able to run around if her tag was stuck in the vent? The vent caught the tag, the tag is on the collar, the collar is on the dog.

NYkid2K8 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:28

FYL? No FYourDogsL.. Poor dog.

dynamodankk 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:34

awwwwwh!!! :( poor doggie..

starsfan_9 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:41

clean it up and remember, the dog would do the same for you

ijustcame12 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:42

ugh fml? stop complaining you baby. that would make my day to see my dog shit all over the house from terror.

rebeldevil 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:38

it makes ur day when your dog ***** all over ur house?

FatMan23 10

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:44

YDI for living in Canada.

smeesha 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:39

**** you, there's nothing wrong with canada >:(

m0rgana 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:11

Canada FTW

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:46

97 justin bieber maybe?

shadowgamer_x 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:59

that stinks.

Mau5Trap 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:11

shit happens

oznerol75 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:22

if This was my dog , I Would Be Lmaoing

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