By Kovu - 27/02/2012 07:08 - Reserved

Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML
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Kovu_fml 16

He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(

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FatelBlade 8

I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......

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DocBastard 38

Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.

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AliSama 17

don't trow it out. Keep it, cook it when he has been behaving and give them to the dog to eat as treats. Wasting food is bad. Since he obviously likes the bacon why not give it to him to keep him out of the rest of the food. I would not touch food that has been inside anyone.

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Kovu_fml 16

He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(

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Kovu_fml 16

aww it didn't give my account credit for the fml. lamesauce

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yealcocer 0

you can't help it DOG loves BACON!!

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Infiltrator4444 6

EpicMealTime's Dog! Next time, we eat bacon in the box, because that's *insert duck sound* smart!!

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freddykrueger56 2

Ummmmm… nasty?

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kmpierced 1

One time, my dog ate my pin cushion. $700 worth of surgery!

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