gee I don't know.. why would somebody ever be lying down after a painful surgery?

Because s/he was hoping his/her pet would jump on his/her stomach so s/he could complain about it on the interweb?

The fml says that OP's dog used him/her as a trampoline to jump on the couch, which I would assume OP is lying down on the floor right by the couch. If I did not make it clear, I was asking why OP would be lying down on the ground if he/she just had surgery.

Are you serious, 18? I mean really? You can't actually be asking that question. If you are, I'm upset. You are a disappointment.

Y'all are a bunch of *******, LYING DOWN to recover?? What in the **** is wrong with you?! I mean seriously, lying down? Whenever I'm trying to recover, I do so by running across america 47 times while carrying an elephant in a forrest gump t shirt over my shoulder, and when I finish that in approximately 32.00839721 seconds flat, I bench press your mom 1 and a half times, cuz that's all I'm capble of. when I finish with that, I go deep sea diving in a sea of naked Martian women, isn't quite as nice as it sounds, I mean they have 8 vaginas each, but it's like Russian roullette as to which one will or will not tear off your penis-- not fun, trust me! But it's not too bad when you get used to it, as long as you drink long enough for them to look relatively like humans, which isn't too hard from the front, but you don't want to look from behind or you'll turn to stone. good for me though because I'm not a huge fan of anal, unless the girll is a buttterface, which land o lakes or I can't believe it ain't butter is a decent substitute for a butterface prostitute, if you're interested, I can hook you up with captain hook and his unicorn, now that's a bad ass wingman right there. Your penis will thank me!

31 just blasted my mind. Thank you sir.

24, you did not make it clear that that was what you meant. you left out "on the ground".... and I lie on the ground all the time... after I got home from running a marathon I just lied down on the ground and didn't get up for 6 hours...

I didn't think that I would have to make it clear, but oh well. And I was just saying though because OP is complaining about their surgery, which must have happened within a couple days because getting your appendix taken out is an outpatient surgery. I was just wondering why OP would be laying down on the ground after a couple days after surgery. I'm just going to say that OP deserves it.

marry me?

yes op was on the floor, op says it his/herself

It would've been worse if the dog was on fire! we could play the "it would've been worse if..." game all day!

my brother had his appendix at at 23. Age has nothing to do with it.