By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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loserman67 35

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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vovadiezil 0

Get a plow to plow all your snow onto his driveway

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boarder540 12

That would work if the war was over snow. Not leaves.

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thisisafunnyname 12

haha like in Kicking and Screaming with Mike Ditka

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Okayitwasme 0

Did you catch him at it? Call the old fart out and find out whats up. If not then go buy a leaf blower and do the same back! On the other hand he might be going senile or dementia which is worse. Because its spiratic. Your worried about leaves??? We just got a huge snow storm last night. The kind that blows the snow in packed! Good luck OP

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mhayes119_fml 0

How the hell.did this get on here this isn't even funny!!

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perdix 29

He was probably pissed off that you were too lazy to bag up the leaves and haul them away. Do a job completely or don't do it at all. Leaving leaves in a pile just creates a bald patch on a lawn that will never grow grass.

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ananonymousguy 0

I don't see why everyone thumbed you down, fmlers seem to be in a pissy mood lately.

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bates123 7

I think you misread the post. At no point does it say the leaves were in a pile on OP's lawn, OP's neighbour blew leaves from HIS yard into OP's. Wow I just wrote OP a lot

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bates123 7

I tried thumbing up the guy above me and thumbed my own comment by mistake. FML

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mrszane93 5

My elderly neighbor used to throw trash in my yard.

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CHOMP3R 0

Show him it doesn't bother you. Make the leaves into a pile and jump around. If you don't show you care, he'll be less interested next time.

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deviable 9

He's using a snow blower on leaves? Blasphemy!!!!

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loserman67 35

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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False_Stupidity 41

I love the way you think.. I would so do that in this situation.

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