By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
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Failbot1986 3

As of 2009 it's actually a second-degree sex crime to expose another person to your ejaculate against their will. You can actually thank gangs for that one.

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KBear3109 29

Yes! Thank you, someone with some sense enough to do research!

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

OP should report him and press charges. I bet Megan's Law would mature him a little.

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

I would have him arrested and press charges. Maybe Megan's Law will wake him up a bit

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jmoreno 4

Obviously he has some built up animosity towards you here's what you do you call him tell him you and your bf broke up then he comes over and you kick him In the balls!

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DocBastard 38

If that is that case, then you are just as disgusting as he is. Congratulations.

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GothickNihilist 15

If that is your idea of a hero, many people would rather be a villain in your eyes.

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kiwienne 21

He's no hero. I hope if he tells this story to any of his friends, they'll tell him he's a disgusting fool who just proved that she made the right choice instead of patting his shoulder and screaming "gj bro". But someone as stupid as him probably won't have very sensible friends :/

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emeraldisle 30

47 - congrats on your shitty first comment.

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center 5

Confirms that you were right to toss the wanker out on his butt.

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william8691 10

I don't always urinate in my ex's shampoo bottle, but when I do I also rub one out on her boyfriend's toothbrush..

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Lucious306 7

Shouldn't have let him in to your bathroom

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GothickNihilist 15

Use the toothbrush and urine to create a mixed media masterpiece . You can say it was inspired by the works of Bosquiat!

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GothickNihilist 15

You obviously never have heard of Jean-Michl Basquiot's famous "condensation art" . They are more commonly known as the "piss paintings" . Considering all of his work is in the $4million to $28 million range, clearly his avant garde work is insanely popular . I understand most people won't understand my comment, and I'm truly sorry if I've offended anyone .Have a nice day.

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GothickNihilist 15

Sorry . I haven't slept in four days and I'm having trouble with my vision again . I apologize .

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dolphins_penny 5

since the whole story isn't on here I'm going to have to side with OP. she should call the cops. but we don't know the nature of the break up so maybe she deserved it. but with the given information, call the cops on his ass and have the toothbrush and shampoo tested for DNA. that is illegal to do, who knows what he could have or anything. pee can cause severe burns in some cases and bacterial infections. not even counting the possibility of diseases. what happens if that pee shampoo gets in her eye and op gets a staff infection from it. his "prank" to get you back is more like biological warfare.

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