By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

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Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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jasminea 0

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

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Dbolli 0

I have every right to to my opinion. If you don't like it, maybe you shouldn't be on FML.

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Pazu_fml 10

This is a gigantic warning sign that he might be an abusive control freak with a weak grip on reality. Dump him now.

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Creamysweeps 5

oh dang break up with him first and say you had a dream in which he had sex with your mom.

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portablecupid 3

It was the boyfriend's dream, not the girlfriend's.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Yeah, because that'll make everything soooo much better. She needs to dump the drama queen and find a real man. No need to stoop to his level.

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MellisaTatum 6

The dude can't even have sex with his own girlfriend in his dreams. No, the ex-boyfriend does that for him.(:

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celestemt17 0

wow, what a jerk. you should get him back.... scare him by making a joke haa.

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brokenangelexy 13

Either he is bullshitting or he is cheating either way he needs his ass kick and probably dumbed

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