Intimacy: Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and...

By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By virginwhore - 18/01/2015 06:29

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

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By WonderWall09 - 08/05/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 23:31

Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML

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By jennahh - 10/07/2019 22:00

Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML

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Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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By wtf - 20/02/2021 05:01

Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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suchaprettygirl 4

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

dump him.

jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

Comments

VKbay8 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:23

I think FML's like these suck. Either he's lying or she's unfaithful. It's just not funny.

justalilcrazy 3

Friday 8 July 2011 18:28

my ex did that, he wouldnt talk to me all day... the relationship eventually ended because he became physically abusive. i suggest leaving him befor he gets crazier

Superflykid 5

Friday 8 July 2011 18:31

damn , what if he had a dream were you trying kill him,! :p

LilysTillie 7

Friday 8 July 2011 18:32

Have a chat with him...tell him that had better be the first and last time he EVER speaks to you like that & perhaps he should get counselling to deal with his obvious insecurities. Even if you weren't a virgin, your past is your past...absolutely nothing you can do to change it, every experience has made you who you are today & who he lives. If he ever does something like that again...dump his ass and don't look back (except to make sure he's not stalking you, in which case, get a restraining order!)

mgayle083 2

Friday 8 July 2011 18:32

no talk....dump him...if that the way he is in a dream what's he going to do when you talk to another guy, or one even looks at u for that matter....he'll be calling u a ***** coz someone checked u out. u don't need psycos like that.

apajova89 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:41

drops his ass so fast his head will spin

heyred 11

Friday 8 July 2011 18:42

Do you really need someone like that in your life??

Dbolli 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:50

A) your no virgin and B) he's cheating on you. That's why he paranoid. Paranoid about karma.

sonangedemusique 2

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What gives you the right to decide whether or not someone is a virgin?? Are you God?

pink_raindrops 26

Friday 8 July 2011 21:36

You're definately jumping to too many conclusions...there is no way to tell if this person is lying about being a virgin, but since there is no point in lying to a bunch of strangers online I'll bet she's telling the truth. Also there are alot of posessive people who aren't cheating...I actually think it's less likely he's cheating. If I cheated I wouldn't be commited to the relationship so I wouldn't care as much if it ended.