Intimacy: Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and...

By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By virginwhore - 18/01/2015 06:29

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

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By WonderWall09 - 08/05/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 23:31

Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML

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You deserved it 5 283

By jennahh - 10/07/2019 22:00

Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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You deserved it 1 058

By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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You deserved it 125

By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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You deserved it 2 388

Polyamory is complicated

By wtf - 20/02/2021 05:01

Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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You deserved it 2 244

By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 347

suchaprettygirl 4

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

dump him.

jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

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n8tivepride 1

Friday 8 July 2011 17:57

Thats bad it will only get worse and trust is key in any relationship might want to move on

Jaxx66 21

Friday 8 July 2011 17:57

get rid of that POS. you dont wanna know how he starts to act long term. sheesh.

Ninja_assassinXD 8

Friday 8 July 2011 17:59

I'd be heated to, not as mad as to call u names ?

bromdaddy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:03

you guys are dumb the op is clearly a guy.

moogiex9 6

Friday 8 July 2011 22:57

I'm curious. How the hell did you come to that conclusion? There is NOTHING in the post to indicate OP's gender.

anawfulhuman 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:08

*****.

UnicornHunter 12

Friday 8 July 2011 18:08

Why'd you tell him then?

sassyangel24 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:09

DUMP HIM! I Really Hope You Didn't Let Him Call You A ***** &Get Away With It.

happy82 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:12

get recked

thew_fml 14

Friday 8 July 2011 18:13

maybe if you were ******* him he wouldnt be convinced you were ******* someone else

diaz5 1

Friday 8 July 2011 18:21

**** him u should dumb him

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