hey hey, I love that show!!

worth it

Clearly Granny wanted the apocalypse to happen.

Imagine what would happen if you were watching Game of thrones

This reminds me of when I was getting ready for LeakyCon last year! I went to have a mani/pedi done and the old church lady next to me started talking to me. She asked if I was getting my nails done for any special occasion, so I told her I was going to a Harry Potter convention. "Harry Potter...ain't he the magic feller?" *excited to share a topic that I love so much that I did my master's research around it* "Yeah! It's a series of books about this boy who finds out he's a wizard and --" "Oh lawd, you need Jesus! You can't read about magic! That takes you away from the holy baby Jesus!" It was so awkward with me trapped in the pedicure chair next to her, I just tuned her out and ignored her. She kept going on and on about how I needed to repent. The nail tech looked up several times and mouthed "sorry!" I had my toenails painted navy blue and moved to the manicure table. They didn't have a gel lacquer in the navy, so the tech suggested black, since most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference. She started painting as the church lady was leaving, and the last thing I heard was, "OH JESUS, NOW SHE'S GETTING BLACK FINGERNAILS!" before she RAN out of the salon. Everyone -- myself, the techs, and the other customers -- burst out laughing.

Should I start singing Carry On until you feel better.

This is when you lure her into a devil's trap or put holy water into her next drink

That assbutt!

Supernatural is bae

That sounds like the time I accidentally told the Jehovah's Witnesses that come to my house that my favourite tv show was supernatural.