Miscellaneous: Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching...

By ygma - 01/12/2015 16:39 - United States - Mansfield

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

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By night_fox88 - 27/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden

Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML

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By non believer - 23/09/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML

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Freedom

By heartbroken - 17/04/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML

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By take a fucking seat, gran - 14/12/2013 22:05 - United States - Fullerton

Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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By Sodapop40 - 21/06/2020 05:05

Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

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By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

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donuts678 25

Wednesday 2 December 2015 1:55

Throw salt on her

nourHERE 15

Wednesday 2 December 2015 1:35

you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh

Comments

sillygirl247 14

Wednesday 2 December 2015 6:42

She doesn't want you to know because she is a demon. Throw some holy water at her

S_Gnu 17

Wednesday 2 December 2015 7:09

Oh, Texas...

Joshnona 14

Wednesday 2 December 2015 7:28

great show though

jenn2119 9

Wednesday 2 December 2015 7:35

Sorry, buy worth it!

Jonfun 14

Wednesday 2 December 2015 7:40

OP, disown granny for not being understanding!

cbroady0529 9

Wednesday 2 December 2015 8:12

Worth it.

AcrusaderA 10

Wednesday 2 December 2015 8:51

it depends. Was it for watching the show in general, or just the crappy recent seasons?

erphy21 14

Wednesday 2 December 2015 9:14

Supernatural for life! Mishamigo! Deananite! Samfam!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 2 December 2015 10:38

American horror story would be interesting as well...

Alexandria79 22

Wednesday 2 December 2015 10:55

Sam and Dean are worth it.

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Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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Today, at my fundraising job, I got my biggest donation ever: $500. I accidentally added a zero and charged the donor $5000. What I actually got? An angry phone call and a lecture from my boss. What I didn't get? A donation. FML

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