Transportation: Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being...

By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 09:27 - Sweden

Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML

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Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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By Lexie - 25/12/2021 23:01 - United States - Las Vegas

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By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

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By MrsGrinch - 07/12/2018 14:00

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 14:06

Today, after our Christmas plans got cancelled because of COVID, to make ourselves feel better we made travel plans somewhere else, which also turned into a red zone the night before our departure, we are now going out for breakfast as our highlight of the year. Thankfully they are open. FML

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By Flopera - 12/05/2018 05:00

Today, I treated my out of town family to a surprise opera experience as a belated Christmas present. When we arrived, there were people already in our seats. Upon checking the tickets, I realized that I had purchased them for the following Friday instead of today. FML

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By sneeuwbal - 25/12/2014 18:36 - Belgium - Dilbeek

Today, my girlfriend's dad called to say she wasn't allowed to come with me on a three-day trip on New Year's. He waited until Christmas to say it, even though we booked and paid for the trip nearly a month ago. Now he ruined both holidays. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2022 06:00 - Germany

Today, besides the fact that I hate Christmas since my parents divorced, my mom told me she can't come this year with my sister because of no money. We even offered to pay for their tickets, but she won't come because of the "last minute" stress. Fuck this year. FML

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LaVitaEstetica 0

Monday 20 December 2010 16:18

OP, as an American, take it from me - you aren't missing much...

lovestrong 0

Monday 20 December 2010 16:03

Ahh, ain't that a downer. Oh well, make the best of it? :)

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DsUtt 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:46

if I were you id being girls over and bang them one after another!

elliewantscake 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:11

Call a couple of friends over, get drunk and make the most out of not having your family around to harass you while you're drunk.

harrison918 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:25

Don't worry your not missing anything exciting over here.

devopk 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:18

D: that sucks

friscosoonerkid 3

Monday 12 November 2012 23:13

Get an iPhone and FaceTime if it ever happens again

Miki101 18

Saturday 19 January 2013 1:55

Don't worry, OP. It's not that great here.

MacWorms 10

Tuesday 8 April 2014 22:20

At least you have a bottle of wine

733yoda_fml 19

Friday 6 November 2015 5:08

Better spend it in Sweden.

nickfraser98 11

Tuesday 22 March 2016 15:51

You write English better than some Americans.

wardzacxx 6

Wednesday 14 September 2016 1:03

you can ********** 24/7

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