Miscellaneous: Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad...

By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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By Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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Good boy

By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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KatrinaKitten 16

Friday 20 May 2011 1:20

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Friday 20 May 2011 1:19

I like cupcakes.

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slinkydee 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:44

Tell him the only reason you went to sea world was because your family cant go to the zoo. Youre worried he might be mistaken for one of the apes.

lionlvr 9

Monday 20 June 2011 18:03

that's hateful!!! I'm sorry. :(

laney1809 0

Monday 27 June 2011 9:10

are you really fat or just black and white?

abdelrahmannader 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:58

well you deserve it because you are fat.

DalekScythe 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:42

be careful Shamu doesn't mistake you for a mate. o____o

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:42

qtip14 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:10

It was a joke, get the **** over it.

smtm2012 6

Tuesday 22 May 2012 3:09

You're dads an ass

TigrexTeeth 16

Thursday 24 October 2013 22:24

And the father of the year award goes to...

JandTaco 13

Wednesday 29 January 2014 21:50

If it's sarcastic doesn't that mean he wasn't serious? So you shouldn't take offense.

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