By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

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Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Wowww.......you and your friend going to have mental scars for the rest of your lives.

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EvilLittleMan 23

For the sake of his ego, I hope the temperature wasn't cold when the dick pic was taking.

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Faff 20

really? that's your first thought?

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Jazmine453 8

That's going to be hard to explain to your friend.

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nickn426 14

Damn that sucks OP, but hey at least you have pictures for homecoming!

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perdix 29

Hopefully, you convinced your friend that was a picture of your weird uncle Ned that your family doesn't talk about.

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graceinsheepwear 33

As a sexually open woman, i have talked with many other women and it is very rare to find a woman who likes a close-up dick pic. Dicks are divine, but in context. Photographed as "parts" they aren't that appetizing. And guys, if you are talking to "a woman" online who asks for a pic of your junk, you are probably being catfished.

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MasqueradePrince 25

Appetizing? That's odd, I like pictures for pictures

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Enslaved 36

Hmmm I've had a few guys that were all too eager to send me pictures of their penises. Perhaps it stems from their Kindergarten days of "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? :P

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graceinsheepwear 33

34, the multitrillion-dollar industry of advertising would suggest that your comment is probably written, as a teenage boy, mostly to give me a hard time.

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BrandiLush 31

I like close up pictures of dicks. Not all women dislike them.

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Rainhawk94 27

#68 well do i have something for you

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Who takes pictures of their daughter and friend "getting ready" for homecoming? That, in itself, sounds creepy. Methinks the penis show was intentional, aimed at your friend. You were just caught in "friendly fire," as it were.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Every family I know takes pics at home before prom, now and back when I went in 1976. They weren't digital in those days though. We carved then into the walls of our cave and used berries for color.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Yes, I understand the tradition of taking pictures at home - of the girl/guy all dressed up and ready to go. I have never in my life heard of someone documenting the "getting ready" portion of the night, though... Being dressed already and ready to go isn't how I read this FML, it sounded more like he was taking pics of them getting made up, etc.

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blonde87 2

The OP had it right actually, it should be "my friend and me". The easiest way to figure out which way it should be worded is to drop the "my friend" part. Saying "my father was taking pictures of me", makes sense... saying "my father was taking pictures of I", doesn't.

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yukumariooo 11

Don't try to be a grammar nazi if you don't even know what proper grammar is.

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graceinsheepwear 33

My point in my prior comment not meant to apply to the daughter, but to why do men take these pics to begin with.

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buckdharma 37

31- Maybe this is too large a problem for you to swallow.

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showmeyourears 19

Because some women like their man's dick :P

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graceinsheepwear 33

I love my man's dick, so choke on that! Just saying I and many women I have spoken with prefer a pic with the man attached, not disembodied parts in the frame.

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showmeyourears 19

Well between the two, I prefer the whole body too, but I don't mind if it's just the dick. I find it to be an attractive part even on its own.

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