Intimacy: Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we...

By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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Sorry father…

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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That bastard!

By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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Sunday 20 October 2013 17:29

From Homecoming to Homecumming.

tipsy2013 24

Sunday 20 October 2013 17:29

what a dick move.

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raininginseattle 9

Sunday 20 October 2013 17:59

Would have been worst if your friend recognized the picture

OzzMonster 10

Sunday 20 October 2013 18:04

Is this a bad time to mention that if it were not for that penis, you would not be on this forsaken planet?

cabbagehead1 1

Sunday 20 October 2013 18:14

accidentally?

jjtwins22 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 18:27

FYL. No one wants to see that...

BrandiLush 31

Sunday 20 October 2013 20:02

Someone did at one point and that is why OP is here to tell us this story.

Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 20 October 2013 18:37

Wow..... that image going to stick with you forever.

Ins0mau 20

Monday 21 October 2013 8:34

You reckon it was THAT good?!

babeababe 16

Sunday 20 October 2013 18:45

You sure it was an accident?

nattlecakes 19

Sunday 20 October 2013 18:53

I am sorry that you will now have to live with that image for life. My prayers are with you.

peacejunior 12

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:06

How did you know it was his penis?

abeg157 14

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:23

I hope it wasn't too long and hard for you and your friend to get over.

martin8337 35

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:24

whoops!

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That bastard!

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