By ouch. - 25/09/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML
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takeapieandrun 9

Tell him you need to make your face look as different from his as possible

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Bunnehs 0

Plastic surgery is a very expensive treatment, thats really nice of him to offer! You should be grateful.

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LadyClarik 8

I think maybe the insult is not so much that you need plastic surgery, as much as the fact that your Dad is charging you at all...

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

12 I never understood how even close family members can charge each other for services of time and skill. I suppose plastic surgery does require materials, depending on what it is, but charging for something like a massage or counseling is not something you should be doing to a member of your family.

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TheCountess 4

Perhaps OP's father does not own the plastic surgery practice he works for, or doesn't feel comfortable operating on family members himself. If either of those are true, the discount is still generous, since it would involve time and materials that belong to others outside the family.

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mrahhhhh 21

Don't end up like Jocelyn Wildenstein now.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Or Pete Burns... *shudder*

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BMORE1182 0

Get some giant boobs!!!!!

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False_Stupidity 41

Giant boobs aren't always great.. There is such a thing as too big..

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Enigmax2514 7

Act all " oh I wanna get a boob job dad!" and after all the hustle and bustle, suddenly say " dad I'm ashamed of you! Hinting at me with discounts for plastic surgery, if you can't accept me for my physical appearance then too bad!" and walk out of the operating table. Watch his mouth drop open and face turn red

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missyj0 12

How does someone walk out of an operating table...

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je_suis_fml 11

cool comeback, bro..

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that_nerdy_sock 3

Honestly, he's a dad. He loves you, and he wouldn't call you ugly intentionally. Don't take everything so negatively!

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Like a good neighbor state farm us there, with... HIGHER SELF ESTEEM!!

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DavLynn 4

this state farm thing is gonna get old.

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perdix 29

Today, my ugly daughter refused to accept help to fix her deformed features. In Soviet Russia, State Farm doesn't work for you, you work on the state farm. YDI for being a *****, that sucks, Aw, I'm sorry. Threesome sammich. FML,

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Yup this one was pushing it. I think this is the last one for awhile, unless it fits in really well with another FML.

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xjmattyx 1

I think you may be taking what he said too personally. He is offering you a chance at something that a lot of people would love to take advantage of. (After this baby is born, boob lift for me!) He's just trying to be generous with the perks! And hey, if you don't want it...

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Tyger44 1

You should tell him that he should get one first..

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LinaLyssic 12

He probably didn't mean to say you're ugly or something. He's a man, they always say things like that without it meaning anything. Women like you tend to assume the worst when there's really nothing wrong...

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IntoTheClouds 42

Why do I feel like the father was joking and the OP is making a mountain out of a molehill?

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perdix 29

If the OP only has molehills, her dad's colleagues can make them into mountains. With a discount!

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tmmundy 17

LMAO, perdix, that's sooo true. I think I love you perdix, lol, jk, you are funny and do make me laugh a lot.

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