By NYCguy - 20/01/2010 03:59 - United States

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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brutal_banger 10

throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox

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Anteezy 7

Finally someone says balls in an fml, OP you should pee in her bed to get back at her since you obviously can't hit her.

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Sparkiee93 3

Throw all her nice shit away because it reminds you too much of your psychotic ex-bitch.

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boatkicker 4

FYL. Tell her to get your games back or replace them. If she refuses then, as others said, small claims court is the way to go. Although you probably wouldn't have to do much more than pick up the phone to call the cops to convince her. She's a selfish bitch, but most of the time selfish wins out over bitchiness, and they will do the right thing if it means self preservation. If she has THAT much of a problem with your games, she should have just put them in your room. If they were already in your room, she should have shut the door. If she can't see them, they cant remind her of things. also FYL about getting kicked in the balls. You certainly don't deserve it, but you should have seen that coming. She's not the only girl who would have done that, though we aren't all that crazy. If I was on my period and you asked I'd probably storm off, half angry at you for guessing, and half at myself for not being able to keep sane. If I wasn't I'd probably tell you off for a while, though. "Are you on the rag" is the same as "Are you aware that you're totally nuts?" and if she's NOT on her period, its a lot more offensive. ANYWAYS, FYL again, just for good measure. It may be time for a new room mate.

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kimilei 0

Oh come the **** on, ladies, we ALL KNOW that we get bitchy and crazy in some way we're on the rag. Don't try to play pretend.

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boatkicker 4

First of all we don't ALL get a little crazy. I know plenty of people who are perfectly reasonable on thier periods. Even for those of us who DO get crazy, that's still no excuse for what OP's room mate did. Bursting into tears is reasonable. Shouting excessively is reasonable. MOVING his things to a place where she couldn't see them is reasonable, but throwing away other peoples belongings, and then kicking them in the balls? No. I have NEVER done anything even CLOSE to that. I may start sobbing over a burnt pizza, but even on my period I wouldn't do something like that, and I can't think of anyone I know who would. I get EMOTIONAL, not STUPID. hmmm. I seem to have used a lot of caps lock in this post.

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idkweird 0

I agree completely with boatkicker. I have NEVER physically assaulted someone because I was on my period. MOST girls can control how out of control we get.

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Emrysa 1

Sorry princess, some of us don't go around tossing people's stuff, demanding recognition because our crotch is bleeding, or using it as an excuse to kick someone in the nuts. The fact that some of the women on here are just flippantly remarking, "sucks you lost your property, but you deserved physical abuse because you made a sarcastic comment about it..." Yeah, she just screwed him out of over $100 dollars, at least a few hours of his income. Then, when he made a totally justifiable comment about it, she kicked him in the nuts. He did not deserve any of it, she is insane, and you justifying her behavior makes you insane too.

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kimilei 0

I was in no way justifying the OP's roommate's actions :) I was referring to the female commenters who think the OP deserved the kick in the balls for suggesting it was that time of the month and the little princesses who think that thine rag time is so sacred that it shan't ever be mentioned and could possibly never be responsible for emotional outbursts.

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Kureeziineko 3

yeah that sucks but YDI for living with a person with issues like that. you should know your roommates better before you move in with them. you don't deserve it for making that comment, that's a legit question

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enlitenbank 0

Press charges you moron. Get paid for physical and property damages. I know it's probably a fake, 'cause IRL the person would have gone like "Wait, what the **** are you doing? *Calling the cops*" not go on to write an FML about it.

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newsgit 0

well, it could have happened last week, and he's just writing about it now.

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yakturk43 0

ALl the people on here saying "YDI" are the same feminist facists in this world that want "equal rights" where its ok for women to degrade, harass and embarrass men, but demand apologies and call men sexists for saying 1 small line THAT WAS TRUE. OP FYL it sucks...you should throw all her stuff on the curb and when she comes knocking tell her it reminded you too much of some psycho ex-roommate you had then slam the door on her face. If you were a REAL NYCman you'd do it. KICK HER ASSSSSS SEABASS!!!!

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Quiet_one 22

Actually, it probably wasn't true. Here's why: I'm assuming all of you guys who think bad moods always mean PMS have been in bad moods before, and I also think it's safe to say you've never been PMSing. Am I right? This girl was not PMSing, just crazy. PMS just makes normal bad moods worse, it doesn't make women crazy (like this one) or angry for no reason. Stop using it as an excuse to be insensitive or to ignore a real problem. That said, yeah this is an FYL, even though the OP was rude also (but only after the fact).

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mRxPhEnOmEnaLx 0

she totally deserves an ass wooping!!!!

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