By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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leadman1989 15

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

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saIty 17

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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yairbearbetch 3

She's going to bleed anyways if she's a virgin so part the red sea

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Perry85 42

There's a good point to this. If she's a virgin anyway like she claims to be (I've had women lie about this) then there's going to be blood anyway so might as well do it. Unless she's cramping too....then it's no fun for either of you...:(

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RedPillSucks 31

She may not be a virgin. They may have decided to be abstinent during their relationship. Stuff may have happened before that. I know lots of people in this situation.

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withered 30

I just love "pussy experts" like you, who flash their ignorance about human (especially female) body on a silver plate in front of everyone. I bet you believe vaginas get looser with every sex, dicks get thinner each time and vaginas are like some sort of yogurt, which cover you penetrate with a spoon.

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PeppaParis 14

That sucks balls... Oh no wait, I hope she sucks balls :P

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Nguyenydapooh 5

Just do it, it's not going to kill y'all.

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Chad_the_Brony 0

It takes a man to swim when the river runs red but takes a hero to drink from it.

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mandee612 15

Well look at it this way, at least your FML wasn't that you were the only one abstaining! Besides, you waited all this time, you can wait a little longer right? More power to you two love birds!

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Tyger44 1

Ah mate you got no choice.u guys waited this long,wait a little bit more&then nail her to the floor

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nero9112 4

Go and earn your Red Wings.

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