By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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leadman1989 15

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

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saIty 17

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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brun12 1

I say go for it! If it really seems so nasty just do it in the shower so you can was off right after

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FunnierOnPaper 9

Know what, this can work to your advantage. Lots of times a woman isn't lubricated enough for sex the first time, especially if you're both inexperienced. Her period will take care of that issue. Just put a towel or two on the bed first.

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thatdesertdude 7

Time to man up and earn those red wings! It's not that big a deal, as long as the girl is ok with it. I'm sure your honeymoon hotel room has extra towels. Virgins.....So silly.

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hymenopterans 1

It sounds like it's your wife whose life is ******.

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theressarina 2

Lay down a towel. After years of marriage that's what you two will end up doing anyway.

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freakingabc 0

Dude. Seriously? Period sex feels amazing! So wet. Put a towel down, turn the lights off, and you will love it, trust me! Atleast that's what my boyfriend says

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deequu 20

Great planning on her behalf! Just wear a condom.. Or be a nice husband an wait.. Just married and already demanding.

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NAAMxLOOS 11

So you just need to wait a few more days? Damn, OP, just suck it up and wait.

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dogpup4 23

Haha.. Always thought abstinence was a bit of a silly idea though.

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