By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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leadman1989 15

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

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saIty 17

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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IslandLove 0

Wow really, too freaking bad it's not like she can't still have sex, what's wrong with you, is perfectly normal. Guess you just aren't ready for sex is what is sounds like, it's k to be scared (;

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chosha_fml 26

#133 Yeah but it's their first time. it might not be the memory of that that his new wife wants.

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cinderella10383 6

We are unsure if it's their first time as abstinence and virginity mean 2 very different things .. OP go for it and shower afterwards

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chosha_fml 26

OP, once she is no longer too crampy, use the waiting time to fool around and build the anticipation. It's frustrating you have to wait, but it's not like can't do anything.

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mileyfan17 8

You can wait. I mean you waited a long time already.

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ari10 1

That incredible how did u stay abstinent that long??

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Salkadi 9

You do realize that only lasts a couple of days right?

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TimysterGates 15

I see how that is annoying, but those few extra days won't really hurt that much right?

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bubo_fml 10

As long as she doesn't have lock jaw or the runs...

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