By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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leadman1989 15

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

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saIty 17

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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KiddNYC1O 20

********** in the meantime!

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kudlat 1

I bet she lied to you and those herpes are flaring up like crazy

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GypsyRover 0

Eat that pussy like Jeffery Dahmer! And don't forget to teach her to like it in the butt. ;-)

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xcheshirecat 11

YDI for being a pussy and being afraid of some blood

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kaykay20 0

Either wait the week out or do her from behind (in the butt if you didn't get the reference).

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xcheshirecat 11

I need a guy to explain me something: how can it be more interesting to be dirty from shit than blood?

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strokedturbogsxr 3

Hit her in the shitter

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babyzann 0

-.-" you're married! You have a lifetime! What's a week compared to a lifetime? Are you so desperate?!

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brenda83002 2

Do it in the shower!

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cajekraze 7

Time to earn your red wings buddy

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