Love: Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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Snooping

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 00:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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PageantGirlXOXO 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

SO immature

SunnyUserName123 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Don't have sex for like a month, that'll fix it.

Comments

babyN_fml 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:21

Deserved, why are you even going out with him

DDpandaz 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:23

Because she likes him and that's perfectly ok

perdix 29

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:27

I'm sure things will change once you get married. When you're wearing his wedding ring, he will magically become respectful and want to keep your nudity all to himself. Marriage really transforms men very profoundly.

badactor009 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:17

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

perdix 29

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:00

Ugh. Sorry, but the FML site doesn't let me use HTML [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags to make it clear to the very dense what I actually mean. At the moment, the 16 more people "get it" than don't.

Daralea 21

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:55

Or a subset of those 16 actually believe it.

foxfur 25

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:28

thats not right

zosfrosty 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:29

Time the end that engagement...unless you want to be Mrs. Creeper for the rest of your life.

SmittyJA24 26

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:31

Fiancé?? No ... Dump him.

mrmerino 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:31

Remember: sex is a weapon.

aequitas740 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:32

How true....

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:23

But a weapon that only works 95% of the time and only upto a certain age.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:33

Haha sword fight

Pazu_fml 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:34

If you don't like what he's doing, you need to put your foot down. He probably thinks this is all fun and games, and if you don't get appropriately angry, he might think that you're just playing too. Tell him how you feel, threaten him with consequences (such as breaking the engagement - you don't need someone who doesn't respect you), and follow through if he continues to be immature. If he doesn't respect you now, do you think he'll respect you as a husband?