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By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Spring

Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML
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sharkgirl4 23

Well that's ******* rude. And a terrible way to start an important day.

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Tripartita 44

Why would concentration camps gas a nearly empty chamber? Her incredibly stupid joke doesn't even make sense.

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MajesticRacoon 7

What's the difference between between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chamber.

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Sh0cK_ing 3

Get the stick out of your asses people it's a joke goddamn

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MidnaLink 33

Yeah, a horrible joke based on a horrible thing that happened to people.

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Fairyjoshy 13

And people who tell jokes like this deserve all the scorn they get. Perhaps you're the one who needs the stick removed from your ass.

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Donut_Wizard 23

This is why cars need ejector seats.

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PePziNL 20

I hope you got ******* Führerious at her.

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ADOG2645 17

I've heard that mother in laws are like a woman Hitler, but I never new they took it this far!

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drrobotnik1 18

Mother-in-law is an anagram of woman Hitler, is where the connection comes from

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Swagalious 9

It's really funny though you have to admit it

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NYGiants1925 22

I'm Jewish & I chuckled a bit. Nothing wrong with a ****** up joke every once in a while. Her timing was horrendous though.

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