By DoggyBlues - 29/11/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
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JessieBrianneKim 3

Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.

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cBlackout 13

Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.

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MwahFMLS 6

Better safer than sorry? Things can happen, OP.. Things can happen

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diidiimi 10

I can just imagine Peter Griffin saying exactly that!

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CondomSense 4

She is dumber than a corpse's boot.

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lionlvr 9

Seriously? Thumbs downing me? I was saying it jokingly haters.

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lionlvr 9

Well whatever then. I can be way more funny, I was trying to be more sarcastic than funny, so whatev.

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CadillacPimpen 6

Looks like you married a coward, start carrying a gun for your own protection cause he isn't going to...

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Either hes got a warrant on him or hes just afraid of Dog the Bounty Hunter for no reason. If hes got a warrant on him, doesnt having a security guy make you look more guilty?

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marinus_fml 19

I feel like I'm the only person on Earth who has not watched this movie. FML

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emvictoria 9

That's the only reason I can think of.. Seeing as we are both from Australia.

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cc_the_beast 6

I've seen it, I think it was on foxtel/austar or 7mate at some absurd time. Its so stupid. Good for a laugh!

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emvictoria 9

Must be foxtel or austar, because iv never seen it on 7mate.

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Eternal94 10

I rent the movie but never got to see it ...my family finished it for me lol

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Nolnah 14

Well, he has nothing to worry about unless he's done something wrong? o.O

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pdp_fml 21

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a real enough person. His show is mostly dramatization as all reality shows are. Hawaii is mostly not dangerous except for losing valuables from your rental car. Also stick to tourist areas and you are less likely to get into trouble.

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